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2003-08-15
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Why do elephants drink?...hey want to forget
What do you get when you cross an elepant and a prostitute?...
A three-quarter-ton pickup.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mouse?...
I don't know what you call it, but it sure makes big holes
in the walls.....
How do you get an elephant out of the theater?... You can't; it's
in his blood.
Why aren't elephants allowed at the beach?...They have trouble
keeping their trunks up.
What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?...
Noah's Ark was made of wood and Joan of Arc was maid of Orleans.
What's the difference between Jaon of Arc and Queen Elizabeth?...
Joan of Arc was a wonder, while Queen Elizabeth was a Tudor.